He demands a divorce in letter to wife – instantly regrets every word when he sees her brilliant reply

Some stories go straight to your heart, and in a world that can often seem grim, serious, or boring, a funny anecdote is always welcome. This one has all the ingredients of an entertaining tale—drama, revenge, and an unexpected ending.

Dear Wife,

You don’t tell me you love me anymore. You don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you’re cheating on me, or you don’t love me anymore. Whatever the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Husband

P.S. Don’t try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Dear Ex-Husband,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true that you and I have been married for seven years, although calling you a good man is a far cry from the truth.

I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn’t work. I did notice when you got a haircut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if I couldn’t say something nice, I didn’t comment.

And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.

About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you and felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lottery for 10 million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home, you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!